GREETINGS FROM DEBBIE AND... R E A L E S T A T E M A D E E A S Y !
HICKORY NORTH CAROLINAS & THE CATAWBA VALLEY'S MOST INNOVATIVE REAL ESTATE SALES TEAM!
HEY! DON'T PAY $200 BUCKS FOR A RENTAL TRUCK!
BUY OR SELL THROUGH ME...
& USE OUR TRUCK
CALL THE BOONE CREW & ASK US HOW!
At THE BOONE CREW.com we strive to offer our friends and clients ! From our FLEX PAY® Plan to our HASSLE FREE...GUARANTY, you always get that "LUCKY STRIKE EXTRA!" With that in mind, we are proud to introduce you to our latest "EXTRA"! Our FREE USE Moving Van. That's right...BUY OR SELL THROUGH THE BOONE CREW...AND YOU GET TO USE OUR MOVING TRUCK FREE!
SORRY, BUT YES THERE ARE SOME RULES, LIMITS AND RESTRICTIONS:
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF "THE TRUCK"!
1 - THOU SHALL HAVE A CURRENT AND VALID DRIVERS LICENSE AND THOU SHALL BE 21 OR OLDER TO USE THY TRUCK...SORRY, INSURANCE REGULATIONS. AND, THOU SHALT NOT ALLOW ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR WITHOUT A CURRENT, VALID LICENSE TO DRIVETH THY TRUCK.
2 - THOU SHALL HAVE PROOF OF INSURANCE AND THY INSURANCE MUST COVER RENTAL VEHICLES...SORRY, THY INSURANCE COMPANY REQUIRETH US TO CALL AND VERIFY. HITTER, OUR INSURANCE DOES NAGHUT COVERETH THEFT OR DAMAGE OF THY VALUABLES FROM THE TRUCK. PLEASE KEEP YOUR VALUABLES LOCKED AND PROPERLY SECURED/TIED DOWN AT ALL TIMES. WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THOU PERSONAL ITEMS LOST, STOLEN OR DAMAGED.
3 - WE ASKITH THOU TO REFRAIN FROM SMOKEING IN THE TRUCK & BRINGITH IT BACK LIKE THOU FOUND IT. IT WILL BE FULL OF GAS WHEN THOU RECIEVETH IT, IT IS ASKED THOU BRING IT BACK FULL. ANY DAMAGE THOU INFLICTITH, THOU ART RESPONSIBLE TO FIXITH. PLEASE NOTITH: BASKETBALL GOAL, MAIL BOXES, AWNING AND TREES WILL NOT MOVETH OUT OF THY WAY. IT IS SUGGESTED THOU SEEK ASSISTANCE WHEN BACKING OR PULLING OUT OF BLIND DRIVES.
4 - THY TRUCK IS FOR USAGE FOR THE ASSIGNED DAY OF THOU MOVE. WE ASKITH THOU BRINGITH IT BACK AT THE AGREED UPON TIME SO AS THE NEXT PERSON CAN USETH IT. IF THOU DATE CHANGES, PLEASE NOYIFY US POST HASTE SO WE CAN RESCHEDULE AND CONFIRMITH THY USAGE.....COMMON COURTESY PLEASE.
5 - WE BESEECH THEE TO DRIVETH WITH COMMON COURTESY PLEASE. THE TRUCK HAS OUR NAME ALL OVER IT AND WE ARE PROVIDING IT TO OUR FRIENDS AND CLIENTS AS A COURTESY.
6 - WE BESEECH THEE TO REMEMBERITH THAT THIS IS A MOVING TRUCK. IT IS GEARED LOW FOR LOADS. THOU SHALT NOT ATTEMPT TO DRAG RACE THE LITTLE SOUPED-UP HONDA AT THE RED LIGHT. NOR EXPECT TO STOPITH ON A SIX-PENCE OR TURNITH ON A DIME. THY TRUCK AT BEST GETITH 12 MILES TO THE GALLON. IF THOU DRIVEITH IT LIKE A SPORTS CAR THOU WILT GET 5 MILES TO THE GALLON. IFITH THOU TAIL GATE, THOU WILL REAR ENDITH THE CARRAGE IN FRONT OF THEE.
7 - THOU SHALT NOT ATTEMPT TO GO THROUGH ANY DRIVE-THRU RESTAURANTS... OR ANY COVERED AREA EXCEPT AT THE GAS STATION...PLEASE! THOU NEEDITH 11 FEET OF CLEARANCE AND ALAS, NONE OF THEM HAVE THAT! TRUST ME...IT LOOKITH LIKE IT WILL FIT! BUT, IT WILL NOT. PLEASE WATCHITH FOR LOW HANGING TREE LIMBS, BASKETBALL GOALS AND BRANCHES AS THEY WILL SCRATCH THE SIDES OF THY TRUCK. REFER TO POINT 3.
8 - THOU SHALL BE THE RESPOSIBLE FOR ANY TICKETS THOU RECIEVITH.
9 - THY TRUCK IS FOR LOCAL USEITH ONLY. SORRY, NO LONG DISTANCE MOVES. THY TRUCK IS FOR USEITH IN CATAWBA, CALDWELL, BURKE, ALEXANDER, LINCOLN AND IREDELL COUNTIES. RULE OF THUMB: 50 MILES FROM DOWN TOWN HICKORY.
10 - WE BESEECH THEE TO REMEMBERITH THAT THY TRUCK DOES NOT HAVEITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE. IF THOU ATTEMPTITH TO BACKITH OVER A DITCH, TRY TO DRIVEITH OVER A BURM OR BACKITH DOWN A STEEP YARD, BOB KEEN TOWING WILL CHARGEITH THEE $60 TO GET THEE OUT. PLUS REFERITH TO POINT 3.
We hate to require rules, but for common sense and insurance purposes, we must.
NOTE: USE OF THE MOVING TRUCK CAN NOT BE COMBINED WITH ANY OTHER PROMOTIONAL OFFER AND THE USE OF THE TRUCK IS BASED ON AVAILABILITY.
FOR MORE INFORMATION...
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CALL DEBBIE NOW AT 828-726-9180
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