BUY OR SELL THRU ME.... USE MY TRUCK FREE! BUY OR SELL THRU ME.... ....& USE OUR TRUCK FOR FREE! CALL THE BOONE CREW & ASK US HOW! At THE BOONE CREW.com  we strive to offer our friends and clients MORE!  From our FLEX PAY® Plan to our HASSLE FREE...GUARANTY, you always get that "LUCKY STRIKE EXTRA!" With that in mind, we are proud to introduce you to our latest "EXTRA"! Our FREE USE Moving Van. That's right...BUY OR SELL THROUGH THE BOONE CREW...AND YOU GET TO USE OUR MOVING TRUCK FREE! SORRY, BUT YES THERE ARE SOME RULES, LIMITS AND RETRICTIONS: THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF "THE TRUCK"! 1 - THOU SHALL HAVE A CURRENT AND VALID DRIVERS LICENCE AND THOU SHALL BE 21 OR OLDER TO USE THY TRUCK...SORRY, INSURANCE REGULATIONS. AND, THOU SHALT NOT ALLOW ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR WITHOUT A CURRENT, VALID LICENCE TO DRIVETH THY TRUCK. 2 - THOU SHALL HAVE PROOF OF INSURANCE AND THY INSURANCE MUST COVER RENTAL VEHICLES...SORRY, THY INSURANCE COMPANY REQUIRETH US TO CALL AND VERIFY. HITTER, OUR INSURANCE DOES NAGHUT COVERETH THEFT OR DAMAGE OF THY VALUABLES FROM THE TRUCK. PLEASE KEEP YOUR VALUABLES LOCKED AND PROPERLY SECURED/TIED DOWN AT ALL TIMES. WE ARE NOT RESPONSIIBLE FOR THOU PERSONAL ITEMS LOST, STOLEN OR DAMAGED. 3 - WE ASKITH THOU NO TO SMOKE IN THE TRUCK & BRINGITH IT BACK LIKE THOU FOUND IT. IT WILL BE FULL OF GAS WHEN THOU RECIEVETH IT, IT IS ASKED THOU BRING IT BACK FULL. ANY DAMAGE THOU INFLICTITH, THOU ART RESPONSIBLE TO FIXITH. PLEASE NOTITH: BASKETBALL GOAL, MAIL BOXES, AWNING AND TREES WILL NOT MOVETH OUT OF THY WAY. IT IS SUGGESTED THOU SEEK ASSISTANCE WHEN BACKING OR PULLING OUT OF BLIND DRIVES. 4 - THY TRUCK IS FOR USAGE FOR THE ASSIGNED DAY OF THOU MOVE. WE ASKITH THOU BRINGITH IT BACK AT THE AGREED UPON TIME SO AS THE NEXT PERSON CAN USETH IT. IF THOU DATE CHANGES, PLEASE NOYIFY US ASAP SO WE CAN RESCHEDULE AND CONFIRM YOUR USAGE.....COMMON COURTESY PLEASE. 5 - WE BESEACH THEE TO DRIVETH WITH COMMON COURTESY PLEASE. THE TRUCK HAS OUR NAME ALL OVER IT AND WE ARE PROVIDING IT TO OUR FRIENDS AND CLIENTS AS A COURTESY. 6 - WE BESEACH THEE TO REMEMBERITH THAT THIS IS A MOVING TRUCK. IT IS GEARED LOW FOR LOADS. THOU SHALT NOT ATTEMPT TO DRAG RACE THE LITTLE SOUPED-UP HONDA AT THE RED LIGHT. NOR EXPECT TO STOPITH ON A SIX-PENCE OR TURN ON A DIME. THY TRUCK AT BEST GETITH 12 MILES TO THE GALLON. IF THOU DRIVEITH IT LIKE A SPORTS CAR THOU WILT GET 5 MILES TO THE GALLON. IFITH THOU TAIL GATE, THOU WILL REAR ENDITH THE CARRAGE IN FRONT OF THEE. 7 - THOU SHALT NOT ATTEMPT TO GO THROUGH ANY DRIVE-THRU RESTAURANTS... OR ANY COVERED AREA EXCEPT AT THE GAS STATION...PLEASE! THOU NEEDITH 11 FEET OF CLEARANCE AND NONE OF THEM HAVE THAT! TRUST ME...IT LOOKITH LIKE IT WILL FIT! BUT, IT WILL NOT. PLEASE WATCHITH FOR LOW HANGING TREE LIMBS, BASKETBALL GOALS AND BRANCHES AS THEY WILL SRATCH THE SIDES OF THE TRUCK. REFERITH TO POINT 3. 8 - THOU SHALL BE THE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY TICKETS THOU RECIEVITH. 9 - THY TRUCK IS FOR LOCAL USEITH ONLY. SORRY, NO LONG DISTANCE MOVES. THY TRUCK IS FOR USEITH IN CATAWBA, CALDWELL, BURKE, ALEXANDER, LINCOLN AND IREDELL COUNTIES. RULE OF THUMB: 30 MILES FROM DOWN TOWN HICKORY. 10 - WE BESEACH THEE TO REMEMBERITH THAT THY TRUCK DOES NOT HAVEITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE. IF THOU ATTEMPTITH TO BACKITH OVER A DITCH, TRY TO DRIVEITH OVER A BURM OR BACKITH DOWN A STEEP YARDS, BOB KEEN TOWING WILL CHARGEITH THEE $60 TO GET THEE OUT. PLUS REFERITH TO POINT 3. We hate to require rules, but for common sense and insurance purposes, we must. R  A L   E S T A T E   M A D E   E A S Y ! FOR MORE INFORMATION... CONTACT DEBBIE VIA OR CALL DEBBIE NOW AT 828-726-9180